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stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

kaisergeiser:

moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

That escalated way too fucking quickly.

thedustyleaves:

rufftoon:

Some page excerpts of a Guardians comic I had to put on hiatus.

It was building up to be a monster of a story, getting close to the page count of Water Tribe. I had half roughed out and a good chunk cleaned up when I noticed some problems with the story and needed to step back. I do know how to fix it, the problem is time. I don’t know if I’ll ever finish it.

I still want to finish the North story I had started, possibly do a Jack one. I haven’t had the time due to day time work and even more comic stuff!

I just pulled out a few random panel excerpts, cleaned up pages and some rough ones from the folder. 

This looks absolutely amazing! Its incredible how your art always manages to inspire me and make me feel pumped about drawing!

thegayteen:

somewhereoverthebarricade:

Before I had tumblr I had no idea there were any sexualities other than heterosexual and homosexual. I never considered gender inequalities still existed.

That doesn’t mean I was purposely trying to discriminate or upset people.

There is a difference between being just ignorant of something and purposefully discriminating.

Give someone a chance to learn and be enlightened before you slam them as rude, horrible people

god bless

plotsforall:

Plot # 17: Save the Last Dance for Me

Muse A is bridesmaid in a close friend’s wedding. Muse B is a groomsman. Though paired with different groomsmen and bridesmaids for the ceremony, Muse A and Muse B end up side by side at the wedding party’s table. Conversation flows easily. She laughs at his cheesy jokes about the groom. He pulls out her chair every time she gets up to attend to the bride. All night long they’re pulled in opposite directions, unable to enjoy the reception together for longer than a few minutes at a time. Toward the end of the evening, when the guest count has dwindled, and their servitude has met its end, Muse B finds Muse A just as she’s about to leave. He asks her to share the last dance of the evening with him and she says “yes”.  

What is she trying to summon.

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut